A fork of Rural Dictionary
The pile of precariously balanced dishes in a dishrack that cannot be disturbed lest there be an avalanche of china, crockery, and silverware.
"Don't touch the dish jenga! That's a load-bearing spoon."
An alarmer is someone who has an alarm that has gone off accidentally. Like a car-alarm or a house alarm. An alarmer who hasn't switched off their alarm is the worst kind. This is when the alarm just stays on continuously and you have to go somewhere else before it drives you crazy.
Wonder when that alarm will stop going-off like that!! oh, looks like it will be soon, I think that's the alarmer coming over.
Useless. As would be a bag of pants, not fulfilling their function, but just hanging around in a bag.
"Sorry we haven't got any." "Well that's just a bag of pants, isn't it."
Eavesdropping on a conversation that you have no business hearing.
Bob totally earjacked my conversation with Susie and now everyone knows I got a boob job.
Rooted in playground tradition. A fictional holiday, in which everything you do or say means exactly the opposite. Often used at the end of a sentence to negate what you just said.
"You look nice.... on Opposite Day!"
Smiling artificially and excessively largely, as if a picture is being taken of you.
Man, I had to lie to my parents last night and I was cheesin' hard!
Acronym for UnResolved Sexual Tension. Originated in the Australian TV series the secret life of us.
"Wow, check out the urst flying back and forth between those two!" "Me and my maths teacher, we have some urst.."