A fork of Rural Dictionary
A New York minute is an instant. Or as Johnny Carson once said, it's the interval between a Manhattan traffic light turning green and the guy behind you honking his horn. It appears to have originated in Texas around 1967. It is a reference to the frenzied and hectic pace of New Yorkers' lives. A New Yorker does in an instant what a Texan would take a minute to do.
I'll have that ready for you in a New York Minute
Cool guy that has a fly ride, and can get bitches and weed in less than an hour.
"Hey pimp daddy, I gotz to get crunked tonight...can you hook it up?"
A Phrase that one would put in front of a descriptive word to further emphasize the descriptiveness. Refers to gratuity and excess.
When one person prematurely trys to open the passenger door on a vehicle while the driver simultaneously trys to unlock the door, causing it to relock and keep the passenger outside.
"Hey man let me in the car already, it's cold out here!" "I've been trying to, but you've lockblocked me like 5 times in a row now!"
a profound state of buffoonery or oafishness characterized by pitiful performance or inability to complete menial tasks; When referring to an object, it indicates a laughable or rough appearance.
"Wow. Look at that guy. He looks like a dumptruck ran over his face. He struggles hard."
1 aka a real job; a job with heath insurance; as opposed to an internship or the wonderful world of retail 2 a primary job; a day job
This isn't just another interview. This is for a job job. I'm an editor--primarily of technical documentation for my JOB job, but I also dabbling in things like web site authoring on the side.
Screening a phone call. Deliberately not answering a phone call because you dont want to talk to that particular person.
"Rick isn't answering his phone, he's droppin screens"