Country Dictionary

Literally, "Too long; didn't read" Said whenever a nerd makes a post that is too long to bother reading.

"omg you postwench. i can only say one thing in response - tl;dr" "tl;dr...why dont you give up on your unabridged edition of War and Peace or at least stop posting it here?"

The act of hitting on women while intoxicated. Sometimes, when drunkenly talking to a woman and resting your arm on her table, the table will get knocked over.

Man, G had hella son action before he went to talk to that chick. Look at him over there, knockin' over tables.

Plugging one nostril by placing the index finger on it while blowing out the other one in order to discharge nasal mucus on the ground. The "farmer snort" is a quick, efficient way to blow your nose. Unfortunately, it's also a quick, efficient way to guarantee you won't get a second date either.

Damn, Frank was pretty glued when he was at Mike's house. First he farted out loud, then he did a farmer snort on the living room carpet. Mike dial toned him on the spot.

The kind of vehicle you own when you can't afford a car. Your feet.

Girl: "What kind of car you got?" Guy: "Chevrolegs." Girl: "Loser!"

The ice cube that ends up on the floor when you break a new tray of ice.

"What about the icescapee? Oh, don't worry- the dog will get it!"

1. an exclamation used when you want to punctuate/emphasize an obvious or insulting quip or action 2. an exclamation highlighting something you did not know until then 3. a personal reminder

1. "note to self: Jarod is an idiot" 2. "note to self: don't put wooden objects in the dishwasher" 3. "note to self: pay rent"

Respect and credability on the street. AKA. Sauce

I can't be seen with them - they don't have juice.