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Eurabia

Sacrastic and pessimistic name for Europe, based on the observation that Muslim immigration and population growth — coupled with European appeasement of Muslim cultural demands — will eventually lead the continent to become an Islamic Caliphate. Popularized by writer B’at Yeor in her 2005 book Eurabia: The Euro-Arab Axis.

Failed Socialist policies and a climate of accomodation have transformed Europe into Eurabia. It was chilling when an icon like Brigitte Bardot was prosecuted and fined for expressing her politically incorrect opinions. I was glad not to live in Frogistan (then I remembered that the PC Thought Police are trying to limit free expression in America too).

by (I am) John Doe March 19, 2008

rainbow belch

Yet another slang term for vomiting. Rainbow belch is visually akin to technicolor yawn.

>>>>> When President Obama proposed failed Socialist economic policies as a way to grow the economy, I felt a rainbow belch coming on. One cannot simply "stick it" to producers (because of class envy, or a perverted concept of "fairness") and expect the economy to grow. Likewise, America cannot tax itself into prosperity. The incentive to generate a profit is a cornerstone of job creation at every level.

by (I am) John Doe July 13, 2009

Paleostinians

noun: The plural of Paleostinian. (see Paleostinian)

The Paleostinians are pawns in the Islamic conspiracy to usher in a global caliphate.

by (I am) John Doe March 14, 2008

muckadoo

A contraction of the phrase "monkey see, monkey do." A muckadoo is often known by other names such as a liberal, a leftist, or a @#$% idiot. It is a creature that uses odd and illogical behaviors and speech patterns that it copied (sometimes with small variances) from another creature - usually another muckadoo. They are located throughout the fifty states, though are rarer in some areas while extremely common in others. They tend to infest college campuses and often can be found online at such sites as Democratic Underground and commenting at Daily Kos.

MUCKADOO FAQ Q. Can muckadoos be dangerous? A. Easily startled, a muckadoo is rarely of any danger. Because of the shrill sounds they make and their pungent odors, they are classified simply as a nuisance. Q. These muckadoos are all saying the same things. Are they really different muckadoos, or one posting under multiple names? A. They are different muckadoos. What you have encountered is the mimicking behavior essential to a muckadoo. When a muckadoo sees something another muckadoo does or says, that appears "clever" or entertaining to the muckadoo, it will repeat said behavior now thinking itself to be "clever" (though the repeated behavior often has no real meaning when analyzed). This mimicry of muckadoos makes it hard to distinguish them from each other, but being so involved with muckadoos as to need to be able to tell them apart is discouraged. Q. I see a large gathering of muckadoos yelling and waving signs. What is this? A. Sometimes an alpha muckadoo will organize other muckadoos into a pack that meets at a specific place. Then when this pack of muckadoos encounters certain stimuli (usually T.V. cameras), they will begin to make noise and display their colorful signs. This phenomenon is called a "protest." Q. What are they protesting? A. Nothing. The name "protest" is a bit misleading as these muckadoo gatherings have nothing to do with protesting anything specific. Apparently, muckadoos gain great pleasure from making noise and waving signs, especially if given attention. Q. I noticed the muckadoo has a strong, foul smell. Is this usual? A. Yes. It's their main natural defense. If it becomes too much of a problem, try spraying the muckadoo with a hose. Q. I sprayed the muckadoo with a hose, and he called me a "fascist." What does that mean? A. Like many of the muckadoos utterances, it was something that once had a meaning, but such meaning is now lost. "Fascist" is simply a meaningless epithet used by a muckadoo to show displeasure with a person. Q. Should we ever be concerned with the actions of muckadoos? A. Though shrill and often seen on T.V., they are considered revolting by most Americans and have little effect on the country at large. Instead, they are a constant but harmless nuisance. To keep them from bothering your household, simply put out an American flag. Its bright colors tend to scare away muckadoos (though don't question their patriotism).

by (I am) John Doe March 07, 2008

PIMF

Acronym for: "Preview Is My Friend." It is seen in blog comments when a commentator notices a mistake in one of their previous posts and attempts to correct said mistake. It is a lighthearted mea culpa.

#7 Getalife: "This site blows! It is nothing but an echo chamber. Besides, no one cares about your opinion except for you! (And, honestly, why should they)? Come on sheeple, the clock is ticking, and NOTHING that is said or done HERE will make a bit of difference in the real world. Seriously, you need to get a real jb and get a life!" >>>>>>>> (Intermediate comments are posted.) >>>>>>>> #16 Getalife: "RE: #7--'Seriously, you need to get a real JOB and get a life!" PIMF

by (I am) John Doe May 14, 2009

Moonstream Media

Derisive term for the left-leaning media; a conflation of moonbat and mainstream media.

During this election cycle, the moonstream media has dropped all pretenses of objective reporting and is losing readership/viewership accordingly. Since, to them, the prism through which they look is "the way things are", anyone with an alternative viewpoint is summarily labeled and then rejected out of hand. It's ironic that a group of people with such elitist condescension often lack the common sense that it takes to come in out of the rain.

by (I am) John Doe February 01, 2008

GRF

GRF is an abbreviation for "Good Riddance Factor." (A term coined my Mark Moritz in "Cooper's Corner"--December 1990). It is the momentary feeling of euphoria that accompanies the news that one low life has terminated another low life with a gun. In a broader sense though, the end result is the same regardless of the weapon used: the world temporarily becomes a better place, and it was not done at taxpayer expense. It's a win-win for normal citizens, but the ACLU (a lobby for criminals) loses another prospective client. Examples include (but are not limited to): -- A drug buyer gets greedy and kills the drug dealer for his drugs. -- A pussy gangbanger (aren't they ALL?) pops a cap into another pussy gangbanger in a turf war. -- A child rapist gets shanked in prison by his fellow inmates. -- a Longshoreman's Union thug kills a Teamster's Union thug with a garrote. -- a Shi'ite Muslim terrorist blows up a Wahabbi Muslim terrorist. -- a Chinese mobster gives his local Communist official acute lead poisoning with an AK-47.

Robert Sherrill is a liberal anti-gun reporter from New York. He wrote a book called "Saturday Night Special," mainly about how bad guns are. In it, however, he raised an interesting point, one that is a dirty secret, something which decent people are not supposed to mention publically: Of the people killed with guns every year, how many are true "tragedies," and how many are we frankly better off without? When drug dealer A kills drug dealer B, Handgun Control, Inc., marks it down as a terrible loss to society. In fact, drug dealer B may have been a boil on the butt of society, and will not be missed at all. When Blood A kills Crip B, Sarah Brady wails "See, you are more likely to kill an acquaintance than a stranger." When a women kills the man who has been beating her and the kids for years, the anti-gunners say, "If there had been no gun around they would have turned into Ward and June Cleaver and lived happily ever after." I say GOOD RIDDANCE. One less drug dealer, one less wife abuser, one less psychopathic social parasite suits me just fine. Certainly some good, innocent people die from gunshot wounds every year, but I wonder how many? Nobody keeps statistics on decent folks vs. dirtbags. So often when I read about a shooting in the newspapers, it seems to occur in the parking lot behind a bar at 3:00 a.m., and the victim has a tattoo of Satan on his arm and a rap sheet like a roll of Brawny paper towels. Pardon me if I'm not heartbroken about society's terrible loss. Whenever you hear somebody talking about the number of tragic gun deaths, remember to adjust the statistics to take into account the estimated GRF.

by (I am) John Doe April 23, 2009