Country Dictionary

A human can be in either state (male or female) until it is observed.

Jenny was in its quantum non-binary state unknown to others until Jenny was measured . Turns out Jenny has a quantum penis now.

Any handgun that uses the caliber .45 ACP. See also four-pound.

Reggie yelled "throw me the pound" so I grabbed the .45 and threw it to him

michael jordans number when he played for the bulls

this is a code alert, my truck rim size the number on jordans shirt 23's go to work

A blunt

Person 1: Yo, cop us a Philly
Person 2: ....what? How da hell do I cop the city
Person 1: Not the city of Philly, silly punk, I'm talkin about the cigar, the Philly blunt

The most insane motherfucker on the planet, the most rugged killah north of the border.

Swiftly Killin Asshole Lames Everyday

1. Stoner slang for a bong or waterpipe.
2. Stoner slang for a fat shit!

1. "Swing us the borrence, old mate."
2. "OOOh, I gotta snap a fat borrence, man!"

Roswell Style, as in Jay and Silent Bob-means cool, out there, crazy shit.

The monkey from the movie is a supermnonkey. He might take over the fuckin world- Roswell Style