Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

goldfish

Fish-shaped crackers that are baked, not fried.

Dat bitch's gonna pop yo punk ass because yo ate dems GoldFish, yo .

by ALLAH January 13, 2004

kryptix

Saturday Morning Cartoon

Silly Rabbit, Kryptix are for Kids.

by Allah December 20, 2002

fweep

A noise made using the nasal passages. Used to express anything, from discontent to excitement. Often confused for an acronym by idiots.

"Hey dude, what's up?" "...............Fweep!"

by Allah February 02, 2005

ball-sweat

The sweat produced by your scrotum that posesses its own unique and tangy scent.

"Dude, I jerked off in the sauna, and now my hands are covered in ball-sweat!"

by Allah February 03, 2005

FARTGAS

The crud that comes out of your ass

somin smells like fartgas..

by ALLAH October 13, 2003

ass-handing

The act (or art) of rubbing one's hand in one's asscrack for approx. 5 minutes, then using that same hand to shake hands with someone. As a result, the person's hand will smell like ass for at least a week, and his/her friends and family will wonder if they know how to properly wipe themselves. First seen in the movie Mallrats.

"Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?"

by Allah February 03, 2005

assasin

you spelt it wrong you fucking moron

its assassin, idiot!

by Allah August 04, 2004