A fork of Rural Dictionary
Kolton is rather large (not in the pants), he's normally very friendly and particularly more friendly to his guy friends if you know what I mean. A little on the feminine side and his "shlong" he claims to have is nothing more than a couple inches of chodeness
Who's that new guy?
Oh that's Kolton
Why does he talk like that? Is he gay?
A really nice guy that stands by your side no matter what. Appreciates everything you do even if you go through tough times together. And doesn’t let anyone get the best of him through manipulation. And stands out farther than anyone I’ve ever met in my life.
Casey is the best friend I’ve ever met. ~Delani Ross(from North Carolina)
The best song EVER.... by NOFX
EIGHTEEN MINUTES
I pity the fool who has to play a song for 18 minutes... but NOFX is awesome
More extreme than rediculous. Proceeding to a state of comedic abnormality. Used to describe men under most circumstances...
Joe just did his seventh keg stand, and he is acting RECOCKULOUS! He even puked on my shoe.
1. (adj) When something's so fucked up that it's funny.
2. (v) When a clown has sex with a girl.
1. Having entered the bathroom seconds too late, his positioning procedure failed, and he sprayed the seat and tank with excrement. Upon realizing he'd essentially shit himself, Sproc had to laugh, quite incorrectly thinking that the situation couldn't be more bonkled. To wit, he leaned forward and threw up directly into his trousers.
2. Bozo and Cookie took turns bonkling the understudy.
The greatest type of people to grace this Earth and truly the greatest generation
Hippies are our best kind of people