A fork of Rural Dictionary
-scrumpcious + crumpets
a scrumpet is simply a delicious or "scrumpcious" crumpet
1) dude I totally munched on some scrumpets
2)Dude#1: "dude, wtf is a scrumpet?"
Dude#2: "I don't know dude, look it up on www.urbandictionary.com"
Nigga I’d Like to Fuck
Basically a booty call that you’d like to have sex with regularly. To get classified as a NILF, he has to be black, have stamina, and be versatile in bed. PERIODT.
Oh girl, he’s fine. Who is that?
Oh that’s just my NILF.
Oh I would love that NILF to disrespect me in bed.
someone who only gets as far as getting a handjob while inticipating more.
Dude I can't laid, I'm too much of a handjob magnet.