Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

smplol

shitting my pants laughing out loud

"So ya did you hear that one joke about mr.emo?"
"SMPLOL"

by David August 11, 2003

niggerjuice

A derogatory term for the fruit of a black woman's loins; sex from a black woman. Referred to in the movie "Monster's Ball". A character said the term when speaking about how he used to have sex with black women.

I had a thing for niggerjuice, but I prefer a white woman.

by david January 23, 2005

Gonja

Sweet, sweet, Chiba! Also known as reefer, chron, and MJ.

David- Hey Shawn this gonja sure is hittin awesome!

Shawn- Hell yeah!

by David July 21, 2004

Humptress

A woman who humps with frequency

She scorns the word "slut," she prefers "humptress," to describe her peculiar behavioral traits.

by David March 17, 2003

chill

an adjective used to describe someone who you think is very cool, someone you'd like to spend time with. is generally used with a preceeding adverb, such as very, pretty, definitely, etc.

She is definitely chill; I'd like to be with her.

by David January 13, 2005

kung foolery

(noun)
1. jovial rough-housing

2. a fight between two or more individuals who clearly do not know how to fight

"Stop this Kung Foolery before you break something!"

by David December 31, 2004

G-Unit

For Christ's sake it's Guerilla Unit (like the fighter/soldier) NOT Gorilla Unit (like the animal).

G-Unit is da illest shit!

by David December 06, 2003