Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Straight

1. no thank you 2. heterosexual

1."Yo dawg, I'm straight 2. "Is he straight?"

by Max August 03, 2003

Mayhem

Black metal legends. Quite possibly the coolest fucking band in existence. Has a very violent history.

"Mayhem=true Norwegian black metal!!"

by Max April 03, 2003

kidult

A person in transition between childhood and adulthood.

"Do you have any ID, you look a little to young to be an adult"

by max May 16, 2005

tjp

Short for 'Tiny Jewish Penis' developed from the idea that i am jewish and thus that is why my penis is small.

"Dude, you should hit it." "i dont know man, i only got my tjp."

by Max September 20, 2004

shfwilf

still haven't found what I'm looking for. Used by Michael the QA Admin on protonic.com

Crap, I shfwilf and I don't even know what it is ilf... Damn you shfwilf, always sending me AI's!

by Max January 14, 2005

stanima

stamina when you are drunk

I'm so tired. My stanima is almost gone.

by Max November 29, 2003

stink fist

song by prog-metal band Tool about the want to attain closeness with a sexual partner through fisting. an analogy for reaching in and grabbing the heart. also sticking your hand in a chick's cunt

"listen to Stinkfist it's a great song." "just remember to stop eating with your stinkfist, that shit stays in the pores for months"

by Max May 28, 2003