Country Dictionary

awesome aussie band that sing the songs "for one day" and "it's too late"

"for one day" was played on an OC ad!

Derogative term for trousers worn too short (approx 1-3 inches above the shoe), often with white socks underneath making the jack-up more obvious.

Check that guy's jack-ups
My best trousers had shrunk, resulting in fairly serious jack-ups

When a girl uses her teeth during oral sex. Its not a good feeling at times.

He slapped his girlfriend when she started raking the beach.

WHEN A FAT GIRL THINKS SHE IS ABOUT TO QWEEF BUT SHARTS INSTEAD.

DIANNE:I HAVE TO QWEEF SO BAD

NICKY: DONT PUSH TOO HARD YOU MIGHT QWAUFLE YOURSELF

JASPER: IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT IN HERE

RYAN: DIANNE WHATS THAT STAIN ON YOUR SHORTS JESSICA: DIANNE I THINK YOU QWAUFLED YOURSELF

A hairdressers car. gay poof.

He drives a hairdressers car..its an MR2

I think Avril is very very very good... She writes her own music, plays guitar, piano and drums and is 100% awesome! ROCK ON AVRIL!

Avril Rocks! Keep up the good work!

Deficating while recieving oral sex.

Let's go to the bathroom, I need a Blumpy