Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Griffined

a term for getting jizzed on, or getting screwed, in a way that sounds appropriate so you can say it anywhere.

Your girlfriend is sucking that guy's dick over there, you just got Griffined!

by Peter Griffin March 22, 2005

california

A State full of homosexual ROMANS who worship Satan.

It's funny they make the outrageous claim of being "tree huggers" and yet they've chopped down every tree in sight and all that's left is to do is shoot eachother on the freeway.

They also make the outrageous claims of being enlightened,rational,tolerant etc.

Yet if you disagree with them they'll fuckin cap your ass.

And oh yeah they also say guns are bad.

haha haha hahah haha ha...

by Peter Griffin March 11, 2005

PSP

Short for Poop Stupid Portable. It was supposed to be PPP, or Poop Poop Poop, but an idiot at Sony slammed his head into the keyboard and accidentally hit the "s" instead of the "p." While in the E3 chat room revealing their latest portable.

Too bad.

I am Kaz. Buy it now.

by Peter Griffin December 28, 2004

Mara

A truly retarded bitch that doesnt realize that "goth" was a race of people from what is now Germany.They wore neither black clothing, nor did they wear black lipstick to "express their truly morbid blah blah whatever"

so good job saying something about being truly goth, I mean I havent seen a visigoth in YEARS, what with the whole Germany becoming a country in 1851.

Random Ock #1-"Hey have you talked to mara today?"

Random Ock #2-"Naw dude, last I heard she was some kinda German"

by Peter Griffin March 30, 2005

Garrett

Fat ass bitch who never wants to do anything social. Will do anything to sit in bed all day.

(Guy): why didn’t Garrett come hang with us?
(Guy 2): he is too busy being fat and playing Xbox.

by Peter griffin February 04, 2020

istanbul

somewhere in this gerneral area

if im here and your there and istanbul is somewhere in this general area...then who the hell is that

by peter griffin February 18, 2005

durndurn

a whodechole also known as donald

durn durn has a feep detish for ef

by Peter Griffin July 17, 2004