Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

askewer

To go wrong in such a way that is not entirely ironic or different from the origin, but rather a slight deviation from what was expected.

His expectations not met,
yet his hopes kept alive,
the night went askewer for Tom
but he would survive.

by Tommy April 29, 2005

sporkmasta

Weakest of all masters often laughed at by janitorial staff.

Did you see sporkmasta yesterday? No he was probally too busy playing WoW

by Tommy February 28, 2005

Sporkmasta

BIGGEST POSER OF ALL TIME!! Often associated with gender confusion, and sexual disorientation. Extreamly N00bish at Halo and frequently mistaken for a sac of potatoes.

Caught sporking on Sunday? No only a Sporkmasta would be that foolish.

by Tommy February 28, 2005

sticky sticky

(n): Marijuana

pot, refer, weed, mary jane, tron

"We call it sticky sticky, but ya'll like to call it pot"

by Tommy March 26, 2003

grand national

An automobile that very few people know much about.

If tuned and modified properly, a Grand National will perform better than the competition when equal cash is spent.

by Tommy March 24, 2003

Fuckstick

A stubborn individual who excels in aggravating others with negative comments of poor quality.

My assistant manager is a FUCKSTICK because he constantly uses "Your Mother" as retort.

by Tommy December 10, 2003

interneton

One who hails by a vast majority from the internet. Said person spends most of their time on the internet, has a vast majority of friends through the internet, usually refers to friends in person by screen names, and would have no social life whatsoever if their internet were to be disconected.

Similar to Martian, Iowan, or Indonesian in usage, just not capitalized because that would make sense.

James had fully become an interneton and his friends were becoming worried.

by Tommy January 12, 2005