Country Dictionary

A fictional STD, that is both MRSA and Herpes. Used to describe something or someone that is beyond gross.

"Dude, don't go near her. You'll get the merp."

erotic pleasure for a man lasting approximately 45 minutes

ryan went on vacation with caitlin while samir went on vacation surfing the internet

Jerking off and listening to prussia's gloria att the same time

"Last night I did a prussian masturbation with my friends"

Pecker Wood Pride used by a bunch of skin heads who belong to the Pecker wood gang often tatooed on a persons arm to show their hatred against people who are diffrent

PWP yo bitch u better not be of mixed race or Ill kick your ass *Note said with a red neck accent*

Called opiate for the masses but how can something that spawns war possibly be considered a Opiate bloody Ironic isnt it

If religion is the Opiate I dont want to find the speed

1. the gift that keeps on giving
2. cold sores on your cajones or lady parts
3. one of many reasons to wear condoms
4. one of the reasons you never want to hear your partner yell "O God it burns Kill me kill me now" when they urinate

O holy crap I do hope my urine is green from the Saint Pats day beer and not herpes

Bravest Irish men who ever lived

The Fenian men fought until not a one was standing