Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

darkie

a remote control for an electronic device. origins coming obviously from the fact that in the days prior to remote controls, the black servants would "help out" by changing stations or adjusting the volume of radios, televisions, phonographs, etc...

man 1: have you seen the darkie?
man 2: why? do you want me to change the channel?

by alex January 25, 2005

Ball Marker

1. A rather sharp piece or Plastic/Wood/Metal that is used in golf to mark a ball when ones ball is in the way of anothers balls line

2. Something i just stepped on and it hurtz like FUCK!!!!

Your ball marker was on the ground and i stepped on it and it hurtz like FUCK!!!!!

by Alex August 08, 2003

Minimoose

(1) Noun. Invader Zim's little-known sidekick. Communicates through squeaks, and is able to persuade large masses of people with a single squeak.

(2) Noun. Any extremely tiny members of the moose family who communicate through squeeks. Standardly purple in color.

(1) Minimoose! Get me the secret plans to destroy the Dib human!

(2) So I looked in my shoebox, and found a Minimoose gnawing on my shoe. Yeah. I kicked him good.

by Alex April 19, 2003

George W. Bush

To be a idiot

Total Dumba$$

More retarded and stupid than most dumb and most stupid

Miserable Failure (Check on google.com by entering miserable failure and then clicking on "I'm Feeling Lucky")

George W. Bush is an idiot

George W. Bush is a dumba$$

by Alex April 13, 2004

George W. Bush

Proof of the American dream - it's true - ANYONE can become President of the United States of America.

"Yes Georgie! Harder!" - Tony Blair.

by Alex June 30, 2003

See, I told you so

phrase used to tell skeptics off after the fact; commonly used by Rush Limbaugh

To all you anti-war protestors: See, we told you so. Saddam no longer reigns. Get over it.

by Alex April 26, 2003

velocity

Smackdown's version of Heat where it mostly features Cruiserweight action with such cruiserweights as Paul London, Billy Kidman, Spike Dudley, Funaki, Akio, etc.

Chavo Guerrero vs. Billy Kidman is gonna be on Velocity this Saturday night!

by Alex January 01, 2005