A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who is addicted to uploading to Instagram.
Mini: Xoxo Just uploaded a new selfie!
Mark: Yo, you have instagramenus, you need to snap outta that!e
Someone who's head is in the shape of a melon.
Is also a way of bullying.
Sam: Hey!
Dexter: Haha! Your head looks like someone replaced your skull with a melon!
Sam: So?
Jake: Melon Head! Hahahahaha!
Someone who has an ass in their dick. Also used as an insult against Gays and the Thai.
Tyrone: Yo
Bobby: What?
Tyrone: YOU'RE AN ASS DICK!
Bobby: Say what? I haven't got a dick stuck up my ass!
Tyrone: You're gay, and Thai! GET OUT HERE YOU MINORITY!
Bobby: :(
Someone who hates circles. After being near circles for too long they will start to have a panic attack.
Billie: Hey owen, like my new car tires?
Owen: They are circles, please get them away from me NOW!
Billie: Oh you have Terrakafalon don't you? Well that's your fault for being here.
Owen: Please, get them away!
Someone who Tries to creep someone else out using phrases such as "The hills never sleep" Etc.
Joey: The clowns never smile
Ben: ???
Joey: The butcher never blinks
Ben: You're an Internet Clince!
A female who has a lot of sexual intercourse with men.
Sarah is such a slut, she did it with 16 different men!