A fork of Rural Dictionary
Nouns: 1) A Brazilian Mixed Martial Arts master currently fighting for the UFC. Nicknamed "The Spider" for no discernible reason other than it looks cool on t-shirts. 2) Current UFC-Pride FC Middleweight champion. Verbs: 1) To kick everyones' asses so monstrously that you intentionally gain weight so you can fight people larger than you. 2) To Fuck someone's shit up in five minutes or less.
Noun: 1) Anderson Silva is the best Pound-for-pound fighter in the world. 2) I can't believe Anderson Silva just kicked someone's ass so hard that his opponent shat himself mid fight. Verb: " I was ready to fight the guy but then I heard he Anderson Silva'd some fool last week. He may never walk, talk or eat solid food ever again." "Hey, did you hear the good news? I put on ten pounds, can't wait to Anderson Silva those fat bastards down at the gym.