A fork of Rural Dictionary
Used to simplify such expressions as: "No Shit!" "Whatever!" "Really?!"
Der, I think I know how to be bling-blingin'it up!
a der is something you would call a hick. the gods “jansens” and “dpolicatastrophe” invented it as a way to stay “okay” “whatever” “k”, etc. but after it was soon evolved to describe the gods. the ders are in eternal war with the sills.
dom: we are going hunting today jake: der
He der, she der, he she der, the act of derring, especially on facebook.
nahh im derrin right now maybe later
A Der is an action used to shut down any unwanted conversation. A der is most effective when the the person looks at the co-operative directly in the eyes, puts his hands in front of his hips as if holding something out, leans back, sticks out his tongue and makes retarded sounds. Best held for approximately 5 seconds. After, one simply stands there and waits for the co-operative to run away.
dude, you totally just got derred. tffthhtf nhhnauoh thhsht! (blank stare)...
Literally anything; verb, noun, adverb, adjective. Specifically can be used in reference to a deer when coming out of the mouth of a hick.
"Go kill that der" or "fucking der"