Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

shitbox

A box lined with newspapers to catch feces and used as a substitute for a toilet. Typically, bananas are added on top of the newspaper liner for a spa like pooping experience. They cushion the anus as the feces ejects on top of the bananas.

There was no toilet, so I used a shitbox.

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Scaffed

A heightened version of scathed.

That scaffed table has seen better days.

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Sears

A company that Eddie Lambert is trying to buy, probably for illegitimate reasons, out of bankruptcy.

Eddie Lambert is trying to buy Sears, a company that is about bankrupt.

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F7

The weakest pawn on the chess board, defended only by the king. This square is sometimes called the checkmate square.

CHECKMATE on F7!

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vansa

A offbeat term for a vandal. A vandal who vandalizes only for sick fun!!!!!!!

Those vansas, also know as vandals are bad people.

by 4E5V6A7n 4yvc8896o87u755t976u6 January 09, 2019

vansa

A offbeat term for a vandal. A vandal who vandalizes only for sick fun!!!!!!!

Those vansas, also know as vandals are bad people.

by 4E5V6A7n 4yvc8896o87u755t976u6 January 09, 2019