A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a mans penis head is bigger than the shaft looking like a mushroom.
Jason pulled his pants down and revealed lord helmet, and it looked like a spinning top or jewish dradel.
Kuch is a term used to describe an uncordinated, goofy, dumb kid. A kuch is someone you look at and just know woild be horrible in bed. Usually a kuch is a virgin, which does not know what to do with a woman.
Matt is such a kuch, he has no coordination or rythm and would be so akward in bed.