Country Dictionary

A reference to being punched in the throat. It's also the title of The Libertines' first album and one of the catchphrases of Sid James.

"a punch up the bracket"

The public display of ones self, similar to "mooning" although showing your meat and your butt

Lets go streaking!

A cigarette. Name derived from the colour of the paper over the filter.

"Set me a brown, blud"

an expression used to convey happiness and/or satisfaction and accomplishment

"Bamsalabam! I so got an A on that test!"

really small muscles

That guy has incredibly small mosquito bites

Software which fills your computer with adverts for itself, claims to play videos but actually turns them into slideshows due to poor use of buffering.

I'm not installing that fucking realplayer on my computer, does it come in another format?

measures quantity of squish, also known as squishy factor normal squishy scales are drawn from 1 to 10, with 1 being least squishy and 10 being the most squishy.

that scores a solid 7 on the squishy scale.