A fork of Rural Dictionary
What happens when morons on both sides can't work together and instead fight each other along with the unpredictable Trump's wall. Causes the longest shutdown yet and it is still counting.
Guy: "What's happenin' in D.C.?" Me: "Another shutdown... But it's the Government Shitdown."
A very awesomensong you should listen to that people are talking about.
Me: "Shall we cowpoke?" 18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch! Big hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked! 18 naked cowboys wanting to be fucked! Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch! On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks! Ram Ranch really rocks! Hot hard buff cowboys their cocks throbbing hard! 18 more wild cowboys out in the yard! Big bulging cocks ever so hard! Orgy in the showers at Ram Ranch! Big hard throbbing cocks ramming cowboy butt! Like a breeding ram wanting to rut! Big hard throbbing cocks getting sucked real deep! Cowboys even getting fucked in their sleep! Ram Ranch, it rocks! Cowboys love big hard throbbing cocks! 18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch! Big hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked! 18 naked cowboys wanting to be fucked! Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch! On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks! Ram Ranch really rocks! Hot hard buff cowboys their cocks throbbing hard! 18 more wild cowboys out in the yard! Big bulging cocks ever so hard! Orgy in the showers at Ram Ranch! Big hard throbbing cocks ramming cowboy butt! Like a breeding ram wanting to rut! 18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch! Big hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked! 18 naked cowboys wanting to be fucked! Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch! On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks! Ram Ranch really rocks!
Like (or unlike) rap but beyond the levels of shit-tier. Basically sounds like someone who is having a stroke or a very heavy drinker in front of the mic. It speaks for itself.
Some fool: "Ayy nigga, mumble rap is dope!" A real nigga: "Gtfo dumbass bitch, you gotta be trippin'. You're a fake ass nigga!
A very popular car guy who reviews random and strange vehicles on youtube. A position during a threesome which looks like you are checking the quirks and features of one another.
Guy #1: "Let's do the Doug DeMuro!" Guy #2: "Not with the quirks and features again!" Guy #1: "Still better than the Scotty Kilmer's 'rev up your engines' position." Guy #3: "For more info, go to autotrader.com/oversteer"
When you're in debt with someone, so you have to do chores to make up for it. A known quote from Grand Theft Auto IV
Roman: I kick all the asses that play me, they call me The Janitor! Niko: Because you can pay your debts and they make you mop the floor? Incredible.
A sexual activity that involves you to slap one's cheeks for the "pleasure" but it could also be used for dicipline. Something you will never be able to do but to your sister. ...or your Daddy
Your Strict Parent: "Timmy, you're in big trouble!" Timmy: "So you're gonna slap my cheeks again?"
Something thots would say when they are horny and want to be fucked by many men.
"Some Dude: Do you want to be fucked tonight?" "Hooker: Yes, and bring me a small loan of a million dicks too!"