Country Dictionary

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Deal breaker

A small penis, the end.

Hey, I thought you were into that one guy.
Nope, he's sportin' a total deal breaker

by A Ling January 18, 2010

Pupe

The vomit that can only occur after a dog has eaten its own, or another animals, feces. It is a dazzling mixture of vomit and feces that causes a chain reaction of gagging and/or vomiting, making it very difficult to clean up.

"Dude, your dog just puped on the floor."
or "who's gonna clean up the pupe, because I can't stop gagging"

by A Ling January 16, 2010

Grampire

An older gothic man who is far too old to be hanging out with teenage goth kids or dressing like an Anne Rice character, seen as a sort of father figure by the younger, more impressionable gothic teenagers. He is usually a supplier of hallucenogens and ecstacy in the hopes of bagging a child. In essence, he is a pedophile who wears theatrical makeup and ridiculous pop-in fangs.

Hey, we're all meeting at Sabbath's house tonight, you comin'? No, that guy's a total grampire, don't fall asleep over there.

by A Ling January 17, 2010