A fork of Rural Dictionary
The Needle And Thread For The Next Iron Curtain
Wow Only ONE PERSON In Congress Double Checked That Patriot Act?.....Really?.....Well I Guess I Better Buy A Hotdog, Buy Some Freedom Fries, And Buy Good Seats To The Next Yankees Game And Cancel On Throwing A Bag Of Flaming Poo Throw The White House Wind-(U.S. Government Seizes Me, And Erases My Existence From The World)
The Needle And Thread For The Next Iron Curtain
Wow NO ONE In Congress Double Checked That Patriot Act?.....Really?.....Well I Guess I Better Buy A Hotdog, Buy Some Freedom Fries, And Buy Good Seats To The Next Yankees Game And Cancel On Throwing A Bag Of Flaming Poo Throw The White House Wind-(U.S. Government Seizes Me, And Erases My Existence From The World)
A Country So Evil That Everything There (People, Film, Clothes, Thoughts) Is Completely Black & White
Think About It People, The Most Evil Things Come From North Korea, Just Think Instant Death Figure Skating Moves (The Iron Lotus) Kim Jong-Il Bad Fashion Sense The Flying Monkeys From The Wizard Of Oz Coincidence? I Think Not
A Country So Evil That Everything There (People, Film, Clothes, Thoughts) Is Completely Black & White
Think About It People, The Most Evil Things Come From North Korea, Just Think Instant Death Figure Skating Moves (The Iron Lotus) Kim Jong-Il Bad Fashion Sense The Flying Monkeys From The Wizard Of Oz Coincidence? I Think Not
nectar from the gods themselves
So I woke up and expected to get a glass of orange juice like I always do, but my roomate's whore of a girlfriend drank all of it, infuriated, I did what anyone would do in that situation.......I came in her oatmeal of course :) "Good Morning Delilah, How's Breakfast :D"
What Every One Woman Does To A Man Over The Phone But In General, Anyone Taking Time Away From You For Their Own Personal Benefit Out Of Ignorance Made Popular By Comedian Patrice O'neal
"Man: I Gotta Go Woman: Why You Gotta Go I Wanna Talk To You Some More Man:Bitch You Are RAPING MY TIME!!! (but really says) Man: ok :{
The BEST JOKER EVER!!! and deserves an oscar nod at the least for the performance he gave
"It's Not About Money...It's About....Sending A Message" -Heath Ledger