Country Dictionary

Will you pick up two mini carrots, and die.

Hey John can I have CARROTS? Yeah sure **EATS CARROTS** Yum, wait grrrrrrr ahhhhh What Jim? My stomach hurts John You might have a GRAPPLE APPLE

Easy Peezy lemon squeezy something is very easy!

“I can’t cut this pie” It’s okay, that’s easy Peezy lemon squeezy anyways.

Very shy dead person.

“Remember Jimmy” Yeah, he was such a punctuary!

A coconut, if you’re eating or drinking. Coco, Coco is also the roof of a Taro with edible corns

Dude you’re drinking Coco! Some of that precious coconut juice. And or… This Taro has a nice coco!

A particular part of someone’s body that you were staring at or looking at for more then 3 seconds, a human distraction.

I like staring at your neck, “why” Agastopia. It also has a huge zip pimple!

Someone who wants to die

You’re an onion rootter, stop taking knives!