A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. "Vienna Bus Stop" is a term that refers to two gay men in a Vienna Bus Stop, of which one has his hand in the other's pants (not in his pocket). 2. "Vienna Bus Stop" can also refer to any number of non-descript acts. 3. "Two Gay Men In A Vienna Bus Stop" or "A Vienna Bus Stop" can also be interchanged with almost all punch lines.
1. "Is that what I think it is? Is that a 'Vienna Bus Stop'?" - Frank "No, Frank. That is not a 'Vienna Bus Stop'; actually, it is an Amish Pretzle. A 'Vienna Bus Stop' is two gay men in a Vienna Bus Stop, of which one has his hand in the other's pants." - Genevieve 2. "I'm sorry Martha, I can't make it to your fossil dig today. I have to get a 'Vienna Bus Stop'* later this evening." - Alfred "Really? I'm sorry to hear that" - Martha *This use of 'Vienna Bus Stop' is refering to having his wisdom teeth pulled. 3. "What's worse than twelve dead babies nailed to a tree?" - Sven "I Don't Know. What is worse than twelve dead babies nailed to a tree?" - Lanson "A Vienna Bus Stop!" - Sven or "Why were there only four horsemen of the apocalypse?" - Ferdinand "I do not contain the fruits of the answer to your querie Ferdinand, so Why were there only four horsemen of the apocalypse?" - Patricia "Two Gay Men In A Vienna Bus Stop!" - Ferdinand