Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Skip Bayless

Tim Tebow's gay lover.

Skip Bayless rides Tebow's dick so hard it's sickening.

by A.C. Sativa January 06, 2013

Booker

In pro wrestling, basically he's the one running the show. He decides who's winning the matches, how the matches will end, and all the various storylines and feuds that lead to the matches taking place. Bookers can be all kinds of different people, from the owner of the promotion (Paul Heyman in ECW), wrestlers for the promotion (Kevin Nash or Kevin Sullivan in WCW), or people hired by the promotion for the job (Jim Cornette in Ring Of Honor). Booking can also be done by committee, the current bookers of the WWE are owner Vince McMahon, "head of creative" Stephaine McMahon-Levesque (Vince's daughter), "head of talent development" Paul "Triple H" Levesque (semi-retired wrestler and Stephanie's husband), and various other people. The term "book" can also be used as a verb, as in "I wish they'd book Daniel Bryan to actually win a match one of these days" or "WWE TLC 2012 was booked very well".

Jim Cornette was fired as Ring of Honor booker in October 2012, and replaced by ex-wrestler Delirious.

by A.C. Sativa January 08, 2013

American car

Something that no longer exists, and hasn't for a long time. Many of the cars produced "Big 3" (Chrysler is now owned by Italian company Fiat BTW, so it's really the big 2 now) are made in Mexico or other foreign nations, while Toyota, BMW, and other foreign car companies have plants in the U.S. Either way, the majority of the parts in the car come from Japan, China, and Korea anyway.

Chevy Owner: "Junk that Beemer and BUY AN AMERICAN CAR! BMW Owner: "That piece of shit Cobalt was made in Mexico, my 325i was made in South Carolina."

by A.C. Sativa March 11, 2013

Carhole

A household garage.

Moe: "Ohh, Mr. fancy man, a garage..." Homer: "Well, what do you call it?" Moe: "I call it a carhole." (later on) Homer: "A counterfiet jeans ring running out of my carhole, I gotta tell the guys!"

by A.C. Sativa June 06, 2013

Dicking Down

Intercourse. A synonym for laying the pipe, pounding her out, balling, tapping that ass, etc...

You know he's dicking down your sister, right?

by A.C. Sativa December 30, 2013

Torqued

To be really fucked up on booze or drugs. "Torqued up" is also acceptable.

1: Mind if I crash on your couch? I'm way too torqued to drive. 2: That idiot came in here all torqued on blow actin' the fool and shit. We had to beat his ass!

by A.C. Sativa May 29, 2013

Hank Hill

Main character from the TV show King of the Hill. Successfully used crack as fishing bait. Hoped to sell propane and propane accessories even as a child (if his grades were good enough). Has an irrational hatred of charcoal and Thatherton Fuels. Drinks as much (if not more) beer as Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin, but for some reason is not thought of as a alcoholic like Homer and Peter.

Hank Hill was born in the ladies room at Yankee Stadium, not in Texas.

by A.C. Sativa May 02, 2012