A fork of Rural Dictionary
A change in the sexual behavior, preference, or quality standards of an individual based on how long it has been since they have had sex.
I used to be straight, but I haven't been laid in over a month so I am now hornysexual - anyone as long as I can have sex! I used to have standards, but I haven't had sex in almost a year, so now I'm hornysexual. I had a long dry spell, but I turned hornysexual, and had sex with a grandmother the next day!
When a woman is on her period and masturbates in the tub, leaving a red cloud in the water. Also sharkbate, a play on masturbate.
I was horny and on my period, so I did a sharkbait in the tub because I didn't want to wash my sheets.
When you ejaculate into someone's coffee mug instead of adding cream. Generally done when you are highly annoyed with them.
Casey slept with my girlfriend, but I got revenge by pulling a mugshot on him the next morning. Shannen wouldn't give me a blowjob last night, but I pulled a mugshot this morning, so she swallowed my load anyway. My boss didn't give me a raise, so when she sent an intern to get her coffee, I gave him $50 to pull a mugshot.
A blowjob that is so fantastic you feel like you have died and gone to heaven.
Theresa doesn't want to have sex until marriage, but I don't mind because that girl can soul suck! With those pouty lips, I rather have that stripper give me a soul suck than a fuck.
When you are rating how hot a woman (or man) is, but you have to rate them while ignoring a fundamental flaw in their looks, personality or grooming.
The chick I met in Paris was a Perfect 10 - if I apply an exclusion zone on her armpits. The guy was goofy looking but, if I put his cheesy mustache in an exclusion zone, he was kind of hot.