A fork of Rural Dictionary
A massive and miraculous amount of porn, which includes videos, magazines, toys, and rare novelty items. Each day a U-Haul truck full of pern is brought to a secret location, which is only known to its owner for safety reasons. The collection to date is the largest of its kind, and is meticulously organized and well preserved.
Cole: "Hey Tyler have you been messing with my pern?"
Tyler: "No way man, I wouldn't dare."
Cole: "You two-faced deceitful son of a bitch, I know you were fucking with my pern cause Jugs magazine issue Oct 2003 is AFTER Jugs Nov 2003. Im going to kick you in your fifth vertebrae you dirty whore!"
A man who hits on a woman who is just out of a relationship that ended badly. The woman, devastated, is in a vulnerable and "crummy" position. The man in turn is there to pick up the crumbs, hence, the Crumb Getta.
"You hear? Stacy just got dumped a night before prom." Tyler
"No way, they seemed so happy together." Cole
"It ended really badly, shes a mess." Tyler
"Time for me to move in, I'm a Crumb Getta!" Cole