Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Pee

That yellow liquid u see inside the toilet if u didn’t flush it

Who peed on the floor?!

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 June 04, 2023

Teacher

PLS NO! Teachers are the worst jobs to have and are fucking crusty stupid Baka useless. Even though, in my school, we all, the kids, are so mad bc the teachers are strict. ALSO THE KIDS AGED 1-13 GO THERE, EVEN FOR PRE-SCHOOL! It’s annoying cuz we wake up early like 3:30 AM. Can’t even take breaks! No Saturday or Sunday off! No Spring, Winter, Autumnwe have autumn break, ok? and Winter Break! I’m like in the 6th grade but it’s just that the younger childrenor kids for replacement are treated fairly but the 3-6 graders get treated UNFAIRLY! You heard me, unfairly. Teachers send u to this prison-like place called school. It’s so long and mean. You get put there with a bunch of dumbasses and fat dummies.

Teacher: Who’s ready for a pop quiz? Students: HELL NAH IM OUTTA’ HERE!

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 February 16, 2023

your chocolate tastes like caca

A meme on the internet where someone has chocolate and the other person says YOUR CHOCOLATE TASTES LIKE CACA

Yo, look at this chocolate I have Me: your chocolate tastes like caca

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 February 18, 2023

Son of a Bitch

Son of a Bitch is a phrase or word OR SENTENCE used when someone who is born is ur enemy aka. someone you hate. So u say his kind of thing when ur angry or out of control. Sometimes. People just say Son of a Biscuit so it doesn’t sound like they hate u that much.

Typical Gaming Scene Dude 1: BRO STOP CHEATING! Dude 2: How am I cheating? Ur so annoying! Dude 1: SON OF A BITCH! (5 min later..) Dude 2: *realizes that he’s cheating and calling Dude 1 annoying* Dude 2 walks up to Dude 1. Dude 2: sorry man, for calling u annoying… Dude 1 doesn’t respond Dude 2 sees another Dude coming Dude 3: Ay, be nicer Dude 2: Shut up, who even are u? And btw, u don’t know what I did so shut ur butt up! Dude 3 stabs Dude 2.

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 February 18, 2023

Heat Waves

A song made by Glass Animals that goes like Sometimes, all I think about is you, Late nights in the middle of June, Heat waves been faking me out, Can’t make you happier now. And a lot more.

Man: have u heard of the song Heat Waves? Man 2: nope.

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 March 16, 2023

Prime Energy

A energy drink KSI and Logan Paul made for fun i think…

KSI: hey Logan our product is BLOWING up! *logan paul still sleeping* Logan Paul: oh prime energy or hydration? KSI: both!

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 March 16, 2023