A fork of Rural Dictionary
The worlds most established false corporation specializing in luxury lifestyles. The ASRS Corporation is the brand name in posh real estate, impressive law and lush gold courses.
So me and Janet went down to the ASRS Corporation building in hopes of finding a luxury property, turns out their cheapest is 3 million!
A company that believes in very luxurious lifestyles that are often achievable by the help of their exquisite staff.
William is a natural, he convinced us to invest 2 million dollars in a vase for our 50 million dollar NYC apartment. What a steal! The ASRS did it again!