A fork of Rural Dictionary
The physically impossible act of defecating without being followed or accompanied by urination, also known as the Lumpy Barney. although impossible, this act must be labeled. DISCLAIMER.....urban dictionary is not responsible for any instantaneous combustion that shall occur during execution of the Chezz Rosterfield.
Jack: THEY SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE! Penny: What couldn't be done? Jack: I SHAT A CHEZZ ROSTERFIELD! Penny: WTF
Civilians (because every adult man is in the military or a degenerate)
Women and children off first!