A fork of Rural Dictionary
The sadistic act of restraining a naked man's limbs, typically with ropes in the back of a restaurant kitchen, cutting the stem off a dangerously spicy pepper, and inserting the man's phallus into said pepper for an indefinite amount of time. afterwards, he is released, so he can feel shame (and nothing downstairs).
This guy ordered a Beef Wellington, but he didn't tip, so we gave him a "San Diego Stuffed Pepper" to go!
When two people attach cones to each of their ass cheeks at the base, and insert them into each other's asses tapered side out. This leaves one unused cone on each person's ass cheeks. This allows for others to chain the effect and join in on the fun as long as they have enough ass-cones.
I walked outside my house yesterday and everyone in the neighborhood was just...ass-coning!
Altogether ass-coning!
Cunt-fett-ee (noun)
The act of inserting a party popper into one's vagina and pulling the string. The resultant fun stuff is known as cunt-fetti.
Me: "Was with Bae last night. Gave her the cunt-fetti, and the party ensued."
Friend: "dude! that's killer"
When one abducts and drugs another, dresses them in a yellow suit and hat, handcuffs them to a chimpanzee, and at the moment of them regaining consciousness, dumps them out of the back of a cargo van into the middle of a populated city street.
Bro-ham wouldn't share his bagel bites, so we gave him "The Curious George Special".