Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Duck

A waterfowl. But also, a funny person

T: I saw two ducks yesterday, they were stalking me through the window H: I is a duck for sure

by Ace the simp March 09, 2023

Bat

An insult for an annoying person, similar to rat.

K: GTFO MY HOUSE BICH L: Nah K: *slams door in L’s face* K: She was such a bat

by Ace the simp April 08, 2023

Sneaking out like a sneaker

To stealthily sneak out of a place while wearing sneakers.

L: Where did F go? J: He was sneaking out like a sneaker N: Mm yes skipping classes

by Ace the simp April 23, 2023

Cupid

A person who ships others frequently, pretty self explanatory tbh

O: I know J and M are secretly dating P: I ship it M: I’m not, we’re just friends L: He never had a crush on anyone tbh N: CUPID DETECTED!

by Ace the simp May 31, 2023

Bonk

To hit someone for saying something suggestive

H: Dayum she dummy thicc J: ….. L: *bonk* GO TO H*RNY JAIL! F: *records* H: I was joking

by Ace the simp May 07, 2023