A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who has never seen the TV show The Wire.
Person 1: Im so fucking drunk. Person 2: Whatever you say McNulty. Person 1: Who the fuck is McNulty? Person 2: Shut the fuck up you mouldy turd.
When you dumping a crap and a colleague comes into the toilet to ask you a question.
You: (singing) Dumpin' a turd, Ima dumpin' a tur... Colleague: Hey Dude, have you seen the report I left on the printer? You: No. Colleague leaves. You: That was a weird turd.
Someone who uses a claim that they are a Type A personality or an Alpha to explain something they did.
Person 1: Why are you doing that for? Person 2: Im a Type A, its what we do. Person 1: You're a fucking turd moth.
An extrovert who hates being alone.
Person 1: I gotta go out tonight, I hate being alone. Person 2: Yep, you're definitely a bucket of arse crumbs.
Someone who has never seen the TV show Breaking Bad.
Person 1: Im going to shave my head. Person 2: Whatever you say Walter White. Person 1: Who the fuck is Walter White? Person 2: Shut the fuck up you mouldy fart.
Someone who writes a 2 letter word, such as 'No', on a bit of paper because writing a 3 letter word, such as 'Yes', is just way too hard.
Person 1: Did you vote? Person 2: Yeah, i voted no. I couldnt be bothered learning about what we were voting for and writing no is way easier than writing yes. Person 1: You are The Great Australian Wanker.