A fork of Rural Dictionary
Having a honey fetish. Enjoying the act of giving blow jobs with honey.
Jason: Honey, I had a hard day!!!
Adrienne: Let me take care of you. Why don’t you get hard for me, my honeyphilia is kicking in.
Being turned on by theories.
Becoming sexually aroused by the deeper meanings of life.
Damn bro, I got a hard on when Wonder Woman went all theorotic and explained Tetryonics!
When counting from one to five does not give you the results you want... the five fingers turn into a fist, that is then shoved up the ass, to the elbow.
Jason: I’ll get off Facebook in a minute
Adrienne: One
Jason: Give me just a...
Adrienne: Two, three, four...
Jason: Damn it woman...
Adrienne: Five... Trigger pulled... Five-Finger Reckoning... time to feel my elbow.