A fork of Rural Dictionary
Slamming your hands into a keyboard
Alternatively, having a stroke whilst at a keyboard
Dave: jeejiekrkewkwkwk
Online coworker 1: Haha Dave’s cat might’ve just walked on his keyboard
Online coworker 2: JESUS CHRIST HE’S HAVING A STRONK CALL THE BONDULANCE
That game that you play when you don’t feel like playing anything else you have. You eat, sleep, and poop in life so much more luxurious than your own in the Sims 4. Don’t forget that Woohoo action which you never get, you fvcking 13 year old.
Jeff; Broo I just played the Sims 4
Dylan; you must’ve been super bored