A fork of Rural Dictionary
Insult to any gender that implies top tier douche bag status.
"If I put a spoiler on my Daewoo you think the chick's would dig it?"..........."No Brad, you already look like a DOUCHE CANOE as it is by owning a daewoo alone."
An event pre-arranged by elite cunts to pay and support cuntery, like when everyone in a store/shopping center/parking lot are just being ultra cunty.
There must be a cunt-a-thon going on today, no one knew how to drive in the parking lot at Walmart.
When a man dips his testicles in marinara sauce and proceeds to dab them on the lower part of a stomach to make art.
I heard that Jamie managed to pull off a spectacular bloody meatball, she said it compares to the work of Bob Ross.