A fork of Rural Dictionary
An overweight or heavy-set person who enthusiastically performs fellatio. Generally someone who eats their whole meal, their neighbor's meal, and all the table scraps, even if they fell on the floor.
She was a MEGA JACKPOT, a THREE-WAY BINGO. She slurped me up like a HUSKY DINGO.
A person who is simultaneously beautiful and morbidly obese.
Tess Holliday is a MEGA JACKPOT.
a portmanteau of journalism and the contraction isn't 1 : writing characterized by the obfuscation of facts and the appropriation of falsities intended to bias against or libel an opponent 2 : the collection of opinions and poorly supported conclusions for presentation through the media 3 : sensationalism passed off as news 4 : reporting whose source material is a Wikipedia article 5 : celebrity gossip, when presented through various media
TMZ is running more journalismn't about what Beyonce is going to name her next baby.
A person who is simultaneously beautiful and morbidly obese.
Tess Holliday is a Three-Way Bingo.