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Mummified

Have anal intercourse, when finished, use a towel or toilet paper to wipe off your penis. For the brief moment it is covered in cloth, it has been mummified

Bro did you get mummified last night? Hell yeah! Jenny is a freak!

Bro's Before Hoe's

When one, (usually male) puts their buddies first before any woman regardless of the situation, expecially a whore or woman that is undeserving or not worth bieng with that person.

Bro's Before Hoe's is when you wanna hang out with your buddies, and the woman is giving you drama, so you pick them over the ho.