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Polite alternative to using "spastic" as an insult. See "spackhead"

"Ya don't don't have to be such a spack'ead about it"

Yet another slang term for male genitalia, but twee and camp rather than vulgar.

"If you show me your boobs I'll show you me tickle-tackle."

Meaningless exclamation to be used instead of profanity. "Fucking Hell" became "Flipping heck" (or flippin' 'eck) which became flippy neck. Mainly used by the more polite cockney children.

"Flippy neck! It's cold in here!"

Nob as in penis (UK) and "'ead" as in head. Cockney alternative to "Dickhead". Se also "Dcik'ead" and "Nobend"/"Bellend".

"Yeah, well ...he's just a nob'ead, isn't he?"

Polite alternative to "spastic" (as a childish insult).

"Oh you fucking ...spatula!"

UK slang, very popular during World War Two, for a German.

"When the Jarmans come, we'll be ready."

To surprise someone with interesting news. See extraordinary and extraordinated.

"This may extraordinate you."