A fork of Rural Dictionary
An incredibly greasy pussy.
Stan: "Dude, Tara is such a babe." Fred: "Nah dude, she's got the biggest chert. Don't go for her."
The act of holding a meeting with members of a council to solve issues. Basically a counseling appointment with multiple council members instead of counselors.
Lauren: I'm so dumb. Why can't I be as smart and cool and awesome as you, Alex? Alex: You need to have a counciling appointment, Lauren. Lauren: Thanks, Alex! You're sooo much better than me at everything I'm so jealous!