Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Just Do It

Something your friends tell you when they wasn’t you to stick your dick in something random and say, “yes daddy” loud enough for the neighborhors to hear.

You: I don’t know it looks like it could hurt Your friends: dude just do it! You: *sticks dick in toaster and yells, yes daddy Your friends: hell yeah

by Alex The Smasher March 23, 2018

Slurp Juice

Simalar to the 69 this is a sex position where you shove your entire head in your partners v hole/ and or eurethra and start eating them out like a mother fucker.

You: Soooo are you kinky? Her: yeah I’ll show you, * jumps head first into your dick and starts doing the slurp juice You: Has uncontrollable organism for the next month

by Alex The Smasher March 23, 2018