A fork of Rural Dictionary
Having sex with a girl, usually a one night stand or to end a long drought of not getting any.
"Hey man, why not? It's been a while and she isn't that ugly. Take her home and drop the hammer on her. It'll be good for you."
The time tested excuse by all UCLA Alums when they want to get out of doing something with their wives.
"Honey, don't forget that we are meeting with my parents at 2 for lunch." "Oh sorry babe I thought I told you I was going out with the fellas today." "You are?" "Yeah. Bruins at 1!"
The state of Florida. The world epicenter of the coronavirus. A world record holding state in COVID 19 cases. A state which ignores the greater good thus extending the pandemic and making the rest of the country look bad.
"Hey man wanna visit Kayce at U Miami she's taking summer classes there and had a great spot.". "Are you kidding me bruh?? No way I'm heading down to Flor(cov)Ida!!"
An avalanche of fecal matter that demands being let loose from your intestines. A bowel movement which requires sprinting to the nearest bathroom.
When I went to El Pollo Loco, I knew it was a 50/50 shot. But ten minutes after downing two thighs, I sprinted to the can to let out a gigantic growler.
A mullett, the hillbilly haircut. SHort in the front LONG in the back. Similar to a "soccer rocker" or Billy Ray Cyrus in the 90s.
"Holy crap mang did you see the Shlong Blake Shelton had a few years ago? Major mullett bruh!"
The new way to eat on Saturday nights during the Covid 19 pandemic. Restrictions on restaurants led to food being picked up curbside, limited seats inside, and eating in tents outside.
"Hey babe you wana get Cheng Du tonight?" "Yeah are they fully open now?" "Nah they still be Curbinout so I'll call ahead and pick it up curbside."
The new way of getting food on a Saturday night during the Covid pandemic. Restaurant restrictions cause restaurants to leave food curbside, have people limitations inside, and put up tents in a parking lot so people can get their grub on outside.
"Hey hun let's get some Cheng Du tonight." "Oh are they fully open now?" "Nah they still be Curbinout let's call ahead and grab it curbside."