A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Captain Slock Is when you pretend you are going to stick your penis into a womans mouth and instead dick slap them real fucking hard
Dude:"i gave my girlfriend a Captain Slock yesterday all you heard was that loudass smack"
Dude's Friend: "What did she do?"
Dude: "She tried to slap me with her vagina flaps"
Lbert
To be high or drunk
Is a cool guy, like bad influence
Omg I was so LBERT, I was mad high last night!