Country Dictionary

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tinctures

a small cut on the anal sphincter causing or relating to tinctures (must be used in the omnipotent tense only)

my tinctures are bleeding. please do not touch my tinctures because they are very painful. He is a tincture and has tinctures and therefore it would be uncommon for him to enjoy tincturating.

by Ali Turabi August 25, 2006

jhumpa

A woman who questions the authority of man-even when she knows damn well that the man is right.

This Jhumpa wants another black eye. Ay, Jhumpa-get back in the kitchen and make me daal. JHUMPA LAHIRI

by Ali Turabi August 25, 2006

monga-tangs

large breasts or breasts that are large.

damn, check out her monga-tangs. I would like to motor boat her monga-tangs If i Had mongas like that-i would never leave the house.

by Ali Turabi August 26, 2006

tinctured

Someone or something who at some point in time had tinctures or was involved in the act of tincturating.(past tense form of tincture)

I tinctured her but i stopped because she always crys afterwards. My greatest regret is never having tinctured. I could have tinctured, but then I would have been no less then the tinctures that started this damn tincture. If you had just tinctured-this never would've happened (you stupid bitch)

by Ali Turabi August 25, 2006