Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

politician

Person who so desires power that they have lost all notion of morality and will now do or say anything to acquire more power.

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

fuckwit

Literally, one whose wit (intelligence) is fucked. Generally used as a term of abuse. See also fucker, wanker, politician, arsecandle

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

government

Organisation that is fucking your life up, fucking the world up and must be destroyed.

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

newsgroup

An individual area of Usenet containing text posting vaguely related to the defined subject for the newsgroup. Web equivalent is a message board

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

arsecandle

Term of abuse coined by Chris Morris, creator of The Day Today and Brass Eye

You complete wankstains, you utter bunch of arsecandles

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

manager

Someone too incompetent to do any real work but who now has the authority to fuck up the work of those who aren't

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

car

1) Form of 4-wheeled transportation 2) Knob on wheels for sexually inadequate men 3) Device for destroying the environment

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002