Country Dictionary

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Queen of England

to thrust a woman's belly button so forcefully that it breaks the skin, causing it to bleed onto the penis, thus creating a "royal robe". Then, shit on the woman's hair, creating a crown fit for the Queen. And finally, in victory, one must raise his hands over his head in salute to Big Ben.

"Dude, she wanted a fuckin' Queen of England, and I was like 'fuck no, bitch!'"

by Allowishes McGillicutty August 15, 2007