A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who is politically conservative, yet cultivates a healthy suspicion of mass culture, as well as an appreciation for aesthetics and cultural artifacts that would normally be associated with leftist leanings.
Wayne's Birkenstocks and his taste for organically grown vegetables belied his granola conservative beliefs.
Sleeping bag (esp. a heavily-insulated military-issue bag)
United States Coast Guard Academy
No officer ever had as much power as a firstie at Canoe U.