Country Dictionary

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School

PSYCHOLOGY: This involves talking about rats and dreams. Psychologists are obsessed with rats and dreams. I once spent an entire semester training a rat to punch little buttons in a certain sequence then training my roommate to do the same thing. The rat learned much faster. My roommate is now a doctor. If you like rats or dreams and above all if you dream about rats you should major in psychology.

rats...humm... I dream... rat... ouch... GERROFF!

by Amanda June 24, 2004

shit on a shingle

Another way to say damn it or crap when something is done wrong.

Someone drops something and in response says " Shit on a shingle!"

by Amanda March 19, 2005

hair-illiterate

not knowing how to do your hair

sammie is hair-illiterate everyday, and she's twig!!!

by amanda April 02, 2004

gooder

Lasy people's way of saying better.

Chocolate is gooder than ice cream.

by Amanda August 09, 2004

for shnitzel my knitzel

translation- of course i will knit with you my friend of the opposite sex who is not my race.

"Do you want to knit with me" says Kendal "For shnitzel my knitzel" replies Julie.

by Amanda March 19, 2005

simple plan

Simple Plan is one of the best bands out there. They are my favourite band and i listen to their CD's Everyday. I don't get it why people have to always diss someone elses favourite band. You don't see me dissing your favourite band so why do you diss mine?

Simple Plan Rawks My Sox Off!!

by Amanda March 23, 2005

Satch

when you make somebody feel like shit and they totally fuck you over.

"Dude! That was shitty! You totally satched me!"

by Amanda March 08, 2004